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...okay. JKP is closed for the day. Somehow pretty much absolutely everything not nailed down to the floor has been replaced by convincing cardboard replicas.
Noir, is your sanity still out to lunch?
Hey, Mary Jane. Sorry it took so long but here: Your very own Pai Zhuq gear.
Anyone seen Peter around? Haven't seen him since Monday.
Merry Christmas Rangers and Jungle Karma Pizza employees.
To Noir: [Attached: Wooden carving of a dog]
To Peter: [Attached: Wooden carving of a tiger]
To Jason: [Attached: Wooden carving of a dragon]
To Kelsey: [Attached: Wooden carving of a fox]
To Kira: [Attached: Wooden carving of a pterodactyl]
To Trip: [Attached: Wooden carving of an owl]
To Noir: [Attached: Wooden carving of a dog]
To Peter: [Attached: Wooden carving of a tiger]
To Jason: [Attached: Wooden carving of a dragon]
To Kelsey: [Attached: Wooden carving of a fox]
To Kira: [Attached: Wooden carving of a pterodactyl]
To Trip: [Attached: Wooden carving of an owl]
...okay, we've been here for 3 hours now. He hasn't even moved. LISTEN TO US DAMN YOU! GO BANG A CHICK!
OOh, Christmas. My favorite time of year. Let's see. things I need to do...
!. Get Christmas tree.
2. Come up with holiday-themed pizza.
3. Decorate the store.
4. Buy presents.
Hey Parker, Noir. You got anything you wanna do.
!. Get Christmas tree.
2. Come up with holiday-themed pizza.
3. Decorate the store.
4. Buy presents.
Hey Parker, Noir. You got anything you wanna do.
...has anyone seen Noir lately?
Hey Noir, try this and tell me what you think.
[Attachment: 1 slice of Candy Corn Pizza]
[Attachment: 1 slice of Candy Corn Pizza]
((Normal Text RJ, Italics Peter))
Alright, so we had a little of this, and a little of that, and voila, 1 Mt. Kilimanjaro Pizza.
...I'm not so sure about this RJ.
Oh come on, what's the worst that can happen?
5 minutes later
IT'S GONNA BLOW! DUCK AND COVER!
*BOOM!*
Alright, so we had a little of this, and a little of that, and voila, 1 Mt. Kilimanjaro Pizza.
...I'm not so sure about this RJ.
Oh come on, what's the worst that can happen?
5 minutes later
IT'S GONNA BLOW! DUCK AND COVER!
*BOOM!*
Hey, Noir. Need you to perform a little brain surgery on some pumpkins. There are ten of 'em out in front of the shop. Think you can get the guts out of them to they're ready for carving?
Oh, Peter? Just to let you know, I'm one the folks that know you're Spidey thanks to the Transfictional Reality thing. Not gonna tell anyone, I know you have your reasons for keeping it secret, and if you need to run out and do superhero stuff during work, well, it wouldn't be the first time I've had employees go and do that.
That said, I think you could use some training. Specifically in the art of kung fu. You don't have to accept if you don't want to, but trust me, learning this stuff can only help.
That said, I think you could use some training. Specifically in the art of kung fu. You don't have to accept if you don't want to, but trust me, learning this stuff can only help.
Well, two of my employees quit, more or less because they coudln't handle the general insanity that surrounds the Hinata Inn/Silver Dragon, so as of now Jungle Karma Pizza is...drumroll please...
HIRING
We have two positions on our wait staff open, salary and hours are negotiable.
[Attachment: Jungle Karma Pizza application.]
[OOC: Actually, there's only one position open. I have plans for the other one.}
HIRING
We have two positions on our wait staff open, salary and hours are negotiable.
[Attachment: Jungle Karma Pizza application.]
[OOC: Actually, there's only one position open. I have plans for the other one.}
Znk....huh, Wha? Oh, must've fallen asleep.
Yeah, for a week jackass. I had to shut down the shop because you wouldn't wake the hell up.
Yeah, for a week jackass. I had to shut down the shop because you wouldn't wake the hell up.
Hey! RJ. Quit meditating. It's time or work.
SNORE!
Oh, goddamnit.
Edit:
Until further notice, Jungle Karma Pizza is close because my stupid Tamer won't wake the hell up.
SNORE!
Oh, goddamnit.
Edit:
Until further notice, Jungle Karma Pizza is close because my stupid Tamer won't wake the hell up.
Jungle Karma Pizza is now officially open for business.
[Attachment: Menu]
Kronk, Sam, you're welcome to come by.
Oh, and Beast Boy?
[Attachment: One Super Veggie Pizza]
One veggie pizza on the house dude.
[Attachment: Menu]
Kronk, Sam, you're welcome to come by.
Oh, and Beast Boy?
[Attachment: One Super Veggie Pizza]
One veggie pizza on the house dude.
Hello there one and all. The name's RJ. Master pizza chef. My partner Strabimon, who really needs to get rid of all that stress by the way-
I am NOT stressed. I am the perfect picture of calm. I am like a leaf on the wind, a summer breeze-
-the coils of a bed under a pair of fat people on their honeymoon-
I HEARD that.
Anyways, little dude gave me the gist of what's going on. I'd be happy to help, just as soon as I get my chair out of the middle of this road, and find a place to set up shop.
[Locked to Rangers]
He also told me there were Power Rangers here, though they don't sound like my team. The Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger here. You guys?
I am NOT stressed. I am the perfect picture of calm. I am like a leaf on the wind, a summer breeze-
-the coils of a bed under a pair of fat people on their honeymoon-
I HEARD that.
Anyways, little dude gave me the gist of what's going on. I'd be happy to help, just as soon as I get my chair out of the middle of this road, and find a place to set up shop.
[Locked to Rangers]
He also told me there were Power Rangers here, though they don't sound like my team. The Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger here. You guys?